After a quick run through the accumulated news of the weekend, I’ve filtered out some of the more interesting tid-bits for your reading pleasure:

• News Grouper has a bunch of parody blogs “written” by celebrities from G.W. Bush to Britney Spears! Funny stuff.
• Looks like Georgia is being rather progress! Apparently we’ve just granted a permit to build the first “cellulostic ethanol plant,” which produces ethanol from cellulose instead of sugar. This should result in a much improved energy harvest. Read about it here.
• Some info on how to escape from those annoying plastic handcuffs. That should come in handy. (via)
• Engadget has a roundup of Guitar Hero III/Rock Band stuff.
• Looks like the Zune DRM has been cracked (again). This will free your purchase and wirelessly transferred music. Oh wait … I use an iPod.

Have fun with those links. I’ve got to do a little real work now.