I don’t know how many of you have seen this test (warning: those with weak stomachs might be a little offended at some of the later questions) that David pointed out to me the other day. The test is most entertaining and I recommend you take it – it opens up the possibility of conclusively comparing your debaucheries to those of your friends! Let the comparisons begin! The purest person in the room came out at 91%, while the worst was 61%. I think this should become the new thing:

Scene: A darkly lit and noisy bar.

Me: Hey there hottie.

Unknown Hottie: Why hello!

Me: I’m only 65% pure. How bout you?

Strange Hottie: Oooo I’m 75% pure

Me: Wanna go work on decreasing that? I bet I can knock 10% off in the next 30 minutes!

It’s also a funny way to compare yourself to your friends, with the brilliant suggestion of a “Purity Test Party.” Go on, you know you want to!

Oh, and friends: I think we’ll have to hold one of those parties.